So I got bored and started toying with my ex boyfriend's emotions...

Y'know what? I'll just give his real name. Ross. Just like off Friends, but greasier and blonder... and pimplier... and hung like a mouse [or moose. i don't know, you find out].

So this is what I do. I get bored and e-mail one of my random hoes [yes, i'm a female pimp] then just start messing with them. Like lately I've been waiting for Ross to cave and ask for the original picture of this, this, and this: [link] [link] [link]

He did. I lol'd. I asked him where he's got his sock.

But what else would you expect with a conscience so small? [copyright sum fotayy-uno]

I love messing with people's heads. Especially my horny ex. I'm crazy. And mean. It's how I get my kicks.